Once apon a time...

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Once upon a time there was this niqqer. He loved the KFC down the block. When it got closed down he broke into tears. He rode the school bus, crying. He studied in class, crying. He fell asleep to his, crying. Until one day this other niqqer showed the crying niqqer the power of kool-aid. He instantly became a classic hit on YouTube. You can find him be searching BLACK MAN ANGRY AT SUBWAY. Then he was out of kool-aid. He went to his local 99¢ and saw that they were all out. So this one niqqer couldn't stand to see the niqqer sad, so he introduced him to watermelon. They became one and they went to the park. A poor family saw the watermelon and tricked the niqqer into giving them the watermelon. The niqqer learned to never trust poor families. He bashed on all the poor families until one day he was hanged. He never got to me the lovely POPEYES.

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