Uhh, I know this may be a little gay...

Don't try to hatch the egg because then it WILL die.
No chanse it wil survive if you hach it.
i suggest you go to a costume shop and buy a chicken suit and sit on the egg for days to it can hatch it self.

(I feel so smart xP )

Save the bird. I'm not sure if it will survive, but if you give it worms and stuff it should be fine?

i saw this movie in school its recent like this one little girl saves these whole bunch of goose birds and like fly them from Canada to back to US and back forgot the name that shit was ondemand and everything my crazy environmental teacher made us watch that, you could do that like teach the bird to fly and like use the glider to help them migrate since no parents

if you take care of it and get more you can be a pimp
swnding out little "chicks" to earn money for you.
You can wear a nice and warm hairy coat thats purple and smoke BIG sigars..

No. It'll just die eventually

You'll eventually die, so go kill yourself now.

It's the same logic.

ahh the bird will get the urge to fly with no parents to guide them fly into a electric pole and get fried or shot by hunter
but! hey you can clip there wings but that be cruel

I won't die because a bear is trying to take care of me but is doing it wrong because it's a fucking bear and not a human, now will i?

How do you know he will take care of him wrong, when he hasn't actually done it? Oh wait, you don't.

Oh, and the fact that animals have raised human further disproves your point.

Ok, keep the egg and raise it. Post here when it dies.

its the easter bunnys egg

Niiggerrrsss

gtfo mikoll

and if the egg hasnt been fertilized it wont hatch ever so if it doesnt hatch you know why

Which is why I proposed the idea of calling a REHABILITATOR. I know that I won't ever be able to hatch the egg. It needs to be turned like every hour, constant temperature, humidity, all that shit that I won't be able to do until I'm a fucking bird.

Romulus and Remus is a myth.