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Judges?
Had a little battle with a kid from school, votes?

Kid1:
Jeet, stop acting so cool, when you're at school
I make the rules, and ya look like a tool
Wipe that drool off your mouth, ya lookin' like a fool.
By the why, you smell like istanbul, stool.
Sorry for being so cruel, but get off my family jewels.
This is a challenge, this is a duel.

Kid2:
So theres a guy named Jason sitting at home
Using facebook on Google Chrome
Wishing he had some friends of his own
Crying with a moan
Seeing how jeets high up on a throne
Jasons working on his pre-calculus
Wishing he could get an A, but that would be miraculous
Stop talking about me when we know you want to be like me
Just sit back, be quiet and see
Before I stick an orange four inch doorhinge somewhere you don’t want it
And don’t worry it’ll be easy to fit
Yeah I took that from Em
Because who doesn’t want to be like him?
Everyone knows hes a G.O.A.T.
Unlike T-Pain, who’s on a boat.

Kid1:
Ya' need to work on your flow
Ya' need some time to grow
But I'm the monster runnin' this show.
I'm the doctor, gunnin' for your throat
Even though I didn't take bio, I'm an abortionist.
...No, fuck that, I'm an extortionist.
Takin' all your money, ha-ha I'm so funny.
Your sister calls me honey, and your mummy calls me bunny.
Like B-rabbit, your underestimating me,
I'm boy wonder, educating ye

Kid2:
Haha, work on my flow?
I can plow you like some snow
In this game you’re just a John Doe
No one knows who you are,
While I’m up there sitting on a star
You aint got nothing on me
Compared to me, you’re a flea
That I’m gonna stomp on
And this aint COD, so no respawn
You can go ahead and keep going
But I think the towel should be thrown in

Kid1:
John Doe?
I think you mean John Wall
I'm teachin' you how to ball
Your speech is weak and cheesy
You seem a little uneasy
...and you look a little queasy
I'm the cat with the fiddle
Spillin' out these riddles
You're just a cow with no know how
That's no star, that's the moon.
You're so far away, I'm on mars.
Pretty soon, you'll say you're done
I've had some fun, you sound like a re-run.
/facepalm. I have to say the first kid
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