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every time im in my room, and my mom walks in, my dad says "stop he's whacking off"

why? just why? what the fuck.

#1 · 15y ago

umm, maybe he caught u b4 but he never confronted u about it?

#2 · 15y ago

hahahha i swear thats what my sister says she goes
stop mum hell probably ejaculate on you
sick bitch

#3 · 15y ago

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Originally Posted by Bandicoot

hahahha i swear thats what my sister says she goes
stop mum hell probably ejaculate on you
sick bitch

Be like "MOM SHE'LL SQUIRT ON YOU"

#4 · 15y ago

Everytime i got take a Shit My brother's say im Wacking my cawk

#5 · 15y ago

You got caught once?

Or your dads a horny fuck

#6 · 15y ago

i have never been caught.

#7 · 15y ago

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Originally Posted by UnsuccessfulJr

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i have never been caught.

xD funny if your dad browses this website that would be total fail.

#8 · 15y ago

[MPGH]Disturbed

Originally Posted by flameswor10

Or your dads a horny fuck

This would explain his existence as well.

#9 · 15y ago

:/ people who have problems they don't confront others about are pussies.

#10 · 15y ago

That's funny.. your dad is probably a cool guy

#11 · 15y ago

I was wacking off in my bathroom, and my dad walked in, so i immediately started drumming the intro to "Down with the sickness" on my legs.

Totally didnt work.

#12 · 15y ago

does tell ur mom u r wacking off soo she stop bothering u

#13 · 15y ago

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Originally Posted by Justified

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I was wacking off in my bathroom, and my dad walked in, so i immediately started drumming the intro to "Down with the sickness" on my legs.

Totally didnt work.

LMAO wow!!! That's funny as hell xD

#14 · 15y ago

Originally Posted by Jessika

LMAO wow!!! That's funny as hell xD

Afterwards we had The Talk.

Funny now?

#15 · 15y ago