Artificial sperm

British scientists recently created a cocktail of chemicals that will turn stem cells into sperm cells
Women no longer need us guys, go get some tail before they realize what has happened!

Just me and my pocket vagina...Forever alone.

Baby will probably somehow happen to be retarded if you do something like that, I bet. also, why are people even trying to do something like that? Just bust in an vagina, simple as that.

Originally Posted by Obey

Baby will probably somehow happen to be retarded if you do something like that, I bet. also, why are people even trying to do something like that? Just bust in an vagina, simple as that.

they were trying to help guys who are infertile
like we need any more people on this planet?
but theoreticly, any skin sample from a man contains the needed genetic information and this new chemical compound resets the cells biological clock to turn them back into receptive cells that will turn into sperm instead of multiplying to try and clone someone
this raises a big issue, you can freeze skin samples of someone and use them to father children years after the person has passed away, or even without their knowlege (cheat the child support system)

Because the cant get ass, they dknt want us to get ass

They're going to try making super humans using this method. Once they succeed, they'll start mass producing them.

No doubt.

Originally Posted by CheeseTea

They're going to try making super humans using this method. Once they succeed, they'll start mass producing them.

No doubt.

we normal humans r doomed.

My seed will prevail.

My seed performs wisdom

Originally Posted by PyrexxHero

British scientists recently created a cocktail of chemicals that will turn stem cells into sperm cells
Women no longer need us guys, go get some tail before they realize what has happened!

NOT to be captain obvious, but all it does is provide less money for sperm bank goers.

:/ Not that it matters, since poor people couldn't afford artificial sperm any more than usual.