I got aressted yesterday for being accused of smoking weed in my car -.- FML
Originally Posted by killakid™
my ex still thinks i have feelings for her, but i don't.
and idk how to make her leave me alone......................
hey bitch, fuck off.
thats what you tell her
Today i go busted for looking at this girl's ass and she kicked my in the nuts. FML
Today, I was at the park when I saw a homeless man sleeping on a bench. I thought it would be funny to throw a small rock at him. He thought it would be funny to pull out his knife and chase me for six blocks. FML
AHAHAHAHA Look what I found on the site, poor person
"Today, I was at the hairdressers getting a trim. The lady doing my hair commented on how beautiful and luscious my hair was, which made me feel really good. I later overheard her telling her colleague that hair as nice as mine was wasted on someone with a face like mine. FML"
accidently went to a gay porn site while surfing for women porn
FML
Originally Posted by Okuf
accidently went to a gay porn site while surfing for women porn
FML
I Got To See My Best Friend's Sister Walk In To Her Room. Her Sister Was 13. I Feel Like A Pedophile.
Just post and read it on the site not here.
Originally Posted by iGir
Just post and read it on the site not here.
He asked for our stories. So we assume he wants us to post here.
Originally Posted by killakid™
