Bird Shit.

Bird shat on my head today while I was eating Subway at the skatepark.

So I went up to my friend and shook it all over him cause my hair is really long - and he started raging and i was all like

LMAO, i heard that if a bird shits on you, its good luck

shiiit.. if i were your friend, i be beating the shit outta you :/

the only time where i got shitted by a bird when i was racing downhill on my bike. i felt something hit my shoulder and realised it was bird shit.