Ten Wacky Quotes
Enjoy.. :3
"When in doubt.. hide.":
"Keep your friends close.. but your enemies closer.":
"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.." :
“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” :
“Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.”:
"Insulting are for pussies, use witty comments instead.":
"The first Colt repeating pistols in this territory, Sheriff. The finest guns ever made. Here's law and order in six-finger doses. Yes, sir, easy to load and as durable as your mother-in-law."
"Signs are often there to make you wonder..":
"One of the doors leads to the castle.. the other one.. BOMBOMBOM.. sudden death.":
"If you can't beat them.. join them.":
"When in doubt.. hide.":
"Keep your friends close.. but your enemies closer.":
"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults.." :
“And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.” :
“Magic is believing in yourself, if you can do that, you can make anything happen.”:
"Insulting are for pussies, use witty comments instead.":
"The first Colt repeating pistols in this territory, Sheriff. The finest guns ever made. Here's law and order in six-finger doses. Yes, sir, easy to load and as durable as your mother-in-law."
"Signs are often there to make you wonder..":
"One of the doors leads to the castle.. the other one.. BOMBOMBOM.. sudden death.":
"If you can't beat them.. join them.":
Originally Posted by BenXer
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