Easter.
Sup.
Chocolate Easter bunnies? Shove them up your ass.
Jelly beans? They're fucking disgusting.. if there was a hell for candy, Jellybeans run that shit.
Easter eggs? Wow..fucking gay.. let's boil a bunch of eggs, and make our house smell like one giant fart, then paint them colors that represent a gay pride flag..
A Religious take on Easter:
K..I went to sleep with a soft cock, then my penis rose from the dead in the morning. Let's make a Holiday about my dick.
Easter Dinner:
Sweet..Let's cook 20 pounds of disgusting animal(Ham) invite our family over to eat it, then listen to them complain about how there isn't enough Pineapple gravy. (Fuck ham, and fuck pineapples)
The fridge:
Only thing that matters in it, is the 30+ beers I load into it on Saturday night, to be joyfully consumed on Easter, the most useless shit fuck of a Holiday known to man asside from Valentine's Day.
Anyway..
Happy Easter niggas.
You know I love you all.
(cept for Sam and Greg..fuck those ******s, they're probably tossing salad as we speak.)
Chocolate Easter bunnies? Shove them up your ass.
Jelly beans? They're fucking disgusting.. if there was a hell for candy, Jellybeans run that shit.
Easter eggs? Wow..fucking gay.. let's boil a bunch of eggs, and make our house smell like one giant fart, then paint them colors that represent a gay pride flag..
A Religious take on Easter:
K..I went to sleep with a soft cock, then my penis rose from the dead in the morning. Let's make a Holiday about my dick.
Easter Dinner:
Sweet..Let's cook 20 pounds of disgusting animal(Ham) invite our family over to eat it, then listen to them complain about how there isn't enough Pineapple gravy. (Fuck ham, and fuck pineapples)
The fridge:
Only thing that matters in it, is the 30+ beers I load into it on Saturday night, to be joyfully consumed on Easter, the most useless shit fuck of a Holiday known to man asside from Valentine's Day.
Anyway..
Happy Easter niggas.
You know I love you all.
(cept for Sam and Greg..fuck those ******s, they're probably tossing salad as we speak.)
Originally Posted by Ethereal
