/facepalm

Originally Posted by Saboteur

stop with the stupid threads.

You think every thread besides your own are stupid.

Originally Posted by Aishiteru

So I forgot I had a drink sitting between my legs on my bed while my laptop is on my lap. I sat up to help my dog on the bed (she's old) and I got Dr. Pepper all over my bed Now I can't sleep until I wait for the shit to dry and change sheets.

Just change the sheet

just go to sleep

eat some meat

at least it didn't spill on your laptop......
stop taking your laptop into bed -.-
what if you fall asleep jacking off like in that College Humor POV video?

....fishing for it now....
found it