im so alone

it'll be ok when you get older.

chyeaa but erm,
step 1 - hide your boner
step 2 - repeat the words , 'hey angel, you duh sexy'
step 3 - instantly move to home run

First lift your left leg as high as you can.
That'll get rid of the boner.

tell her she looks like megan fox

then you forget to use condoms and she gets pregnant.
then you die.

Open your pants and show your boner.