Sig fix request

Ok, so I asked in the wring thread. I was told I should do it myself. 2 people posted the way i wanted, but not in code, only showed text w.o links, no help there, so now I googled, tried it myself, look at this friggin mess. All I want is my work in my sig, not as a link, as the Title of the page...... it seems simple enough, but this html stuff really pisses me off....... can someone fix it for me?
Maybe color the TEXT part, so its not boring...... Thanks will be given, dont have much else....... Thanks for lookin