'Still Alive' by Jonathan Coulton: http://www.jonathancoulton.com and sung by Ellen McLain (GLaDOS, TF2 Announcer, HL2 Overwatch Administrator) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6ljFaKRTrI Copy link for ORIGINAL song
This was a triumph. I'm making a hack here- HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction. M.P.G.H. Hacks We post what we want because we can For the good of all hackers Except the ones who are dead. But there's no sense crying over every crashed game You just keep on trying till you run out of RAM. And the Science gets done and you make a neat hack For the people who are still hacking. I'm making them angry. I'm being so bitchy right now. Even though I cannot play and get killed. And get T-bagged by pros. They waste every ammo into me. As I got T-bagged it hurt and I turn on multi-hacks. Now these points of data make a beautiful line. And we're out of beta. We're releasing on time. So I'm glad I get revenge Think of all the things we learned for the people who are still hacking. Go ahead and leave me. I think I prefer to keep hacking. Maybe I'll find someone else that hacks too. Maybe Music_King THAT WAS A JOKE. HAHA. CAN'T HACK. Anyway, this hack is great. It makes everyone Q. Q. Look at me still hacking when there's Science to do. When I hack you to death it makes me glad I'm not you. I've experiments to run. There is research to be done. On this FPS game still running. And believe me I am still hacking. I'm doing Science and I'm still hacking. I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still hacking. While you're dying I'll be still hacking. And when you're dead I will be still hacking. KICKED FROM GAME BANNED FROM GAME




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