How to Own those "Hackusators"

Well my cousin goes on another hack site i dont know what it is but he emailed this crap to me and told me to put this on the hack site you go to and i read it and thought it was kinda finny so here you go

I see a lot of people getting accused of being a hacker.
Whether it's true or not, you need to know what to say, to the appropriate situation.
I got a list of things to say.
Write What You Say, And I'll post it Here!

Hackusations Because of

Headshots/Nutshots

1. I have skill noob
2. (If they have a low score) Don't say I hack when you got killed (Insert High Number) times.
3. I have a lot of experience.
4. Shotties shoot more than one bullet, and have a better chance of Headshots/Nutshots noob.
5. The (Insert Weapon Here) has a fast fire rate. Combined with Recoil, I moved to a headshot.
5. Ever heard of Skill?
6. Let Me Guess. You Think Everyone Hacks?

Chams Hackusations

1. I've been playing a long time, I know most of the hiding spots.
2. I always check there
3. It's an obvious spot.
4. I have good reflexes dude.
5. We have Satellite Scanner
6. It's called A Heartbeat Sensor/Detector. Nexon put them in the game for a reason.
7. I use that spot often
8. People usually kill me from there.

Regular Hackusations

1. Skill My Friend, Skill
2. I have a Gaming PC/Headset/Mouse (Like Me, I got All 3 )
3. It was Lag
4. My Weapon is Better
5. I have (Insert Vest) so I was (able to endure more hits/able to move faster) than you.
6. I saw my friend die near there
7. F*** Off
8. Your Mom Hacks

Hackusations from Shooting Through The Wall

1. Combat Arms is realistic, bullets go through walls.
2. I knew you were there, part of your body sticked out.
3. I don't hack, just know Combat Arms.

Thank Me If This Got You Out Of a Hackusation! (Don't thank me N00B102)

this is just retarded -.-