Spider Bite?

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they're calling me spiderman,why?
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Brown Recluses lay eggs in ur rectum.
well that takes "holy shit" to a whole new level
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well that takes "holy shit" to a whole new level
There is nothing holy about them.
@whit
noooooo, don't die!!

lol, but yea, if u feel like shit in the morning, go to hospital immediately.
poison might have spreaded throughout ur whole body.
.....if you wake up 2morrow.
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@whit
noooooo, don't die!!

lol, but yea, if u feel like shit in the morning, go to hospital immediately.
poison might have spreaded throughout ur whole body.
.....if you wake up 2morrow.
shit just got real
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shit just got real
i knoww.
that nigga needs to make my hacks.
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i knoww.
that nigga needs to make my hacks.
i lol'd
Quote Originally Posted by Azathth View Post
Recluse? Then he's fucked.
It's survivable, but hurts like fuck while the bite area swells, hardens, and pous spew out

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Theres two small red dots Above my Pubes...But ive been feeling like this for days..
@whit

If it's a Recluse, you're being castrated by Nature
If it's a Black Widow, you're also being castrated by Nature

Recluse = Hemotoxin = Poisioning blood
Widow = Neurotoxin = Posioning neurons
Either way, if it is either one of those, or another type with similar toxins, you're gonna get castrated
Start praying to Nature she doesn't castrate you~
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It's survivable, but hurts like fuck while the bite area swells, hardens, and pous spew out



@whit

If it's a Recluse, you're being castrated by Nature
If it's a Black Widow, you're also being castrated by Nature

Recluse = Hemotoxin = Poisioning blood
Widow = Neurotoxin = Posioning neurons
Either way, if it is either one of those, or another type with similar toxins, you're gonna get castrated
Start praying to Nature she doesn't castrate you~

im guessing those 2 are most common in Suburban areas?
Quote Originally Posted by 666HiddenMaster666 View Post


It's survivable, but hurts like fuck while the bite area swells, hardens, and pous spew out



@whit

If it's a Recluse, you're being castrated by Nature
If it's a Black Widow, you're also being castrated by Nature

Recluse = Hemotoxin = Poisioning blood
Widow = Neurotoxin = Posioning neurons
Either way, if it is either one of those, or another type with similar toxins, you're gonna get castrated
Start praying to Nature she doesn't castrate you~
what about a funnel web?
Daum, they bit you by your dick? If it is a bitch spider, it's gonna turn your dick black!
At least it will be big
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Daum, they bit you by your dick? If it is a bitch spider, it's gonna turn your dick black!
At least it will be big
no, it will only change colors. thats it.
big black dicks can only be born, not transformed into.
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big black dicks can only be born, not transformed into.
i actually laughed pretty hard
Spider man for real. When you become famous, remember to mention me

Say something like, "And Lyle is the next batman" Or some shit like that.
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