SPIDERS

I was just watching my fav tv show sitting on my bed, and out of no where i see two big ass spiders climb across my bed and across me. Normally, I am not freaked out by spiders - I pick them up and let them go outside, but these bastards were climbing on my bed, something I planned to sleep on. I took off my bed sheets and tried finding them, and knocked one on the floor. I punched it and killed it, but I can't find the other. WHAT DO I DO? SLEEP? HALP

toughen up.

Dave tell em to feed on yo cake.

its My cyber spider

What kind of walls and floors do you have Dave?

Capet + plaster

Originally Posted by Dave84311

Capet + plaster

Oh well, that shouldn't be a problem, check your doors and windows.
Never know if they mated in your house

then again female spiders eat male spiders i think.

Go sleep in another room for the night if you don't fumigate your house.

Try Cleaning ur Room, every Single thing, maybe u find out where did this lil bastard came From

Sleep on the Couch for the day/night. Call Up the Insect Guys

eat some concrete

go to the forest, cut down some trees, craft them into wooden blocks, build a bridge, and get the fuck over it. haha.

Dont get scared, just sit up on ur PC or laptop and forget about it. It wont harm u until u harm him.

Sit back tight.

OH HELLLLLLLLL NOOOOOOOOOOO.

You just punched the shit out of his wife or her husband... if that happened to my girlfriend i wouldn't rest till i get that fuckers head so you better run fooooool

ITT: Members who have no idea how to handle this situation *cough* newpharts

SPIDERS

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