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Quote Originally Posted by whit View Post
I believe Brinuz is a Professional not a kiddo ...
Pro? haha....lol. Calm down kiddo.
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Quote Originally Posted by VirtualSia View Post
Pro? haha....lol. Calm down kiddo.
Professional as I work as a Developer, yes, I am. Thank you =)
Grow up kiddo, come on. It's time already. ._.
#47 ·
Quote Originally Posted by 'Bruno View Post
Professional as I work as a Developer, yes, I am. Thank you =)
Grow up kiddo, come on. It's time already. ._.
Lol?
You're professional, yet you're on a kids forum..../faceplam Calm down kiddo:
#51 ·
Quote Originally Posted by VirtualSia View Post
Lol?
You're professional, yet you're on a kids forum..../faceplam Calm down kiddo:
yes i'm going to waste time to prove it to you. ; ) not rly..

Ya know, I get the money at the end of the month, I do what I like... I don't really care about your thoughts ; )
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Quote Originally Posted by VirtualSia View Post
Dude, you live in fucking Portugal The only thing to be considered "Technological" down there is a fucking Television from WW2

You really want me to believe that you work as a professional programmer? that's pretty hardcore.
LOL, alright cuntmuscle, Brinuz has shown me (and proved beyond a doubt) that he works for a professional development company. He has far more skill that you (although > 0 skill isn't that hard). So could you PLEASE fuck off with your useless comments that have no basis in fact, are constantly disproved and basically make you seem like a general fuckwit. Cheers.
#55 ·
Quote Originally Posted by VirtualSia View Post
Dude, you live in fucking Portugal The only thing to be considered "Technological" down there is a fucking Television from WW2

You really want me to believe that you work as a professional programmer? that's pretty hardcore.
xD i liked the joke. Oh and about Portugal... don't be an ignorant... come on.

Quidgest - Software Engineering

have fun
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Quote Originally Posted by 'Bruno View Post
xD i liked the joke. Oh and about Portugal... don't be an ignorant... come on.

Quidgest - Software Engineering

have fun
You're a professional programmer

I always knew you were good, but not that good.
#57 ·
Quote Originally Posted by Nathan View Post


You're a professional programmer

I always knew you were good, but not that good.
lol

Quote Originally Posted by 'Bruno View Post
xD i liked the joke. Oh and about Portugal... don't be an ignorant... come on.

Quidgest - Software Engineeringⓘ

have fun
Atleast you got the joke
#58 ·
Quote Originally Posted by freedompeace View Post


If you've ever worked on some team thing, you'll see that sticking 10,000 people on a project doesn't mean that the project will complete 1,000,000% faster.

In fact, doing such a thing would be detrimental to the project's progress.

Furthermore, you're not factoring in random variables such as sleepiness, a person's skill (in fact, studies have shown that a single (talented) person can be over 10 times as productive as other with the same experience), and the work environment.
It doesn't mean it's going to complete 1,000,000% faster. But it does mean that 1,000,000% effort will be put in.

Of course I didn't factor in random variables

I wasn't going to write out a bunch of crap to explain the one point. Well I hoped otherwise.
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Quote Originally Posted by VvITylerIvV View Post
Mmk, well the point of my statement is that programming takes more than is humanly possible.
what's so humanly impossible?
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