Cheesy pickup lines

I mean cheesy
Like spraying a can of Ez cheese into a bag of Doritos kinda cheesy

I lost my teddy bear, can I sleep with you?

Did you fart? Because you blew me away

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

my fav.
Bitch Make me a sandwich or a blowjob, dont care which comes first.

your eyes are as blue as my toilet water.

(IE, the look like shit.

)

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I cant ryhme very well,
Gimme a blowjob.

Originally Posted by Jakob

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I cant ryhme very well,
Gimme a blowjob.

Roses are blue
Violets are red
Im bad with colors
But a freak in bed

is your dad a terrorist because you are da bomb.

you must be an angel, because you are divine.

Originally Posted by Austin

you must be an angel, because you are divine.

i thought it went "Are you an angel? Because i have an erection"

Did it rain when you were born? Because Heaven lost an angel.

Lets turn these into anti-joke pickup lines.
Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.

Originally Posted by Jakob

Lets turn these into anti-joke pickup lines.
Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.

Originally Posted by Jakob

Lets turn these into anti-joke pickup lines.
Are you a phone, because i wanna ring you.

>anti-joke pickup lines
You do realize this is an oxymoron yes?

Urban Dictionary: oxymoron

whats have pretty curves and is something i like to??
yup my car...you wanna fuck in it

hey girl
do you work at subway
cause you just gave me a foot long

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