Somebody please...
Cheer me the fuck up. 
My girlfriend (soul mate) has just ended it all with me. She said she can't see it lasting any longer despite the fact that she was perfectly fine last night and there have been no bad signs in the past few months...
Apparently she doesn't feel as though she can open up to me anymore.
Anyone got any good jokes or shit like that? MPGH has become the place where I find solace...

My girlfriend (soul mate) has just ended it all with me. She said she can't see it lasting any longer despite the fact that she was perfectly fine last night and there have been no bad signs in the past few months...
Apparently she doesn't feel as though she can open up to me anymore.
Anyone got any good jokes or shit like that? MPGH has become the place where I find solace...

That sucks for you man.