Epic Quotes

Post your epic quotes/conversation jokes.
Mine is:

Code:

Me: I Wanna have sex!
My GF: I wanna listen to dubstep
Me: Let's do both!
Police Officer: So she exploded?
Me: Yeeeeeee

Just browse some dubstep videos. The comments are funny as shit. my fav:

Code:

Bass Cannon = Weapon of Bass-Destruction

Meaning the song Bass Cannon from Flux... :P

You're completly heterosexual.

this is my favorite quote

op is ******

my favorite quote:

Music is like candy, you throw away the rappers.

"Those who speak in metaphors should shampoo my crotch."
-Jack Nicholson.

You don't have a gf.

This is my favorite quote.

Code:

Dave : So peter i am resigning 
Peter : Really why?
Dave : I'll give you HA before i go

"Silence is my language"

"Its time to kick ass and chew some gum. And i'm all outa gum." - Duke Nukem

Originally Posted by Ian

You don't have a gf.

It's called a QUOTE for a reason

Originally Posted by Johnnÿ 3 Tears

This is my favorite quote.

Code:

Dave : So peter i am resigning 
Peter : Really why?
Dave : I'll give you HA before i go

thats what i dream everyday.

@Toxin .

****** at my school: bitch ill find you and kill you
toxin: nigga, i'll come to yo house and piss in yo cheerios
me & @bobbybob3680

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