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God doesn't exist .

shh. The church hates people who think for themselves and come up with rational solutions to problems. You have found one of the major flaws with any religion's creation story. They all claim that their god created the world/universe but, they offer no rational explanation as to the creation of their god. This is because all god's are merely a creation of man. Religion is simply a means to control the masses, and it's a very effective tool. Once we figure out how our universe came into existence, there will no longer be a need for a god, and there will be fewer and fewer people who chose to believe.

I don't know, ask your mother. She made you, so maby she know's who made god. I just used the same amount of logic in this answer as you did in your question. Have a good day.

satan was an angel turned bad touche

then u came from a monkey

No, he came from a common ancestor, from which he and monkeys originated.

I actually came from my mother, me and her had similar DNA sequences found in primates, therefore it is logical to assume our origins as humans came from primates.