Vending Machine

u didnt insert anything but u receive those dirty gym socks i put in earlier.

i insert my pet elephant.

you recieve a transformer.

I insert the empty beer bottle standing in my room since a few days.

u receive 1,000 full beer bottles.

i insert a cheetah

you receive cheetah shit

i insert a monitor

you receive a penny. i keep the monitor, hoping its 3d with hdmi.

i insert a broken chair.

you recive a stevens hocking wheelchair

i insert a Dirty Diaper

U insert a @KABLE

And u recive an idiot

@KABLE@KABLE@KABLE@KABLE

you receive a grocery sack.

I inster Mountain Dew.

you receive a sugar high

i insert a bottle of jack

u receive an empty bottle of jack.

i insert a broken Guitar Hero guitar.

I put spam in the vending machine
Spam taken out