3 Month XBOX Live code Give Away!
3 Month XBOX Live code Give Away!
Ello there. This is a contest for three months of Xbox Live on me. 
The contest will be held in essay form. Awwww bummer i know! But i want to make it fair for everyone and not just a popularity contest
So then to the topic at hand.
"What would be your first steps to securing a life for yourself when the ZOMBIE apocalypse comes?"
Simple right? and Fun! And you thought this essay was gonna be a drag!
Essays have no requirements make them as short or as long as u want. You dont even have to use complete sentences. ;]
Judging will be based on depth and creativety. This will be open to entry all weekend and the code will be released to the winner Monday.
Good luck.
The contest will be held in essay form. Awwww bummer i know! But i want to make it fair for everyone and not just a popularity contest
So then to the topic at hand.
"What would be your first steps to securing a life for yourself when the ZOMBIE apocalypse comes?"
Simple right? and Fun! And you thought this essay was gonna be a drag!
Essays have no requirements make them as short or as long as u want. You dont even have to use complete sentences. ;]
Judging will be based on depth and creativety. This will be open to entry all weekend and the code will be released to the winner Monday.
Good luck.
I would call FPSRussia. Or run to him...
First of all id call up @Disturbed and we would go to treyarch and kill them for the joy and take their guns then we will goto Bungie HQ where we will find @Killian and we would get him and go to @Zen 's house because we know he has lighters and all that jazz then we goto @Killian 's house and dig up some weed then we would kill @Nachos @bowlcut @bullpop and @J Miliam
and then we put their dead bodies outside @Killian 's house and we would watch the zombie's eat them and we would lead them into @Killian 's garage or shed and inside will be a pot heads heaven nothin but smoke in the air which would make the zombies high and they will get hungry and since they are high their human finding senses will die out and they will eat each other
FUCK YES! o yea then i blow up the white house for kicks
and then we put their dead bodies outside @Killian 's house and we would watch the zombie's eat them and we would lead them into @Killian 's garage or shed and inside will be a pot heads heaven nothin but smoke in the air which would make the zombies high and they will get hungry and since they are high their human finding senses will die out and they will eat each other
FUCK YES! o yea then i blow up the white house for kicks
Originally Posted by raphaterz
First of all id call up @Disturbed and we would go to treyarch and kill them for the joy and take their guns then we will goto Bungie HQ where we will find @Killian and we would get him and go to @Zen 's house because we know he has bongs and all that jazz then we goto @Killian 's house and dig up some weed then we would kill @Nachos @bowlcut @bullpop and @J Miliam
and then we put their dead bodies outside @Killian 's house and we would watch the zombie's eat them and we would lead them into @Killian 's garage or shed and inside will be a pot heads heaven nothin but smoke in the air which would make the zombies high and they will get hungry and since they are high their human finding senses will die out and they will eat each other
FUCK YES! o yea then i blow up the white house for kicks
and then we put their dead bodies outside @Killian 's house and we would watch the zombie's eat them and we would lead them into @Killian 's garage or shed and inside will be a pot heads heaven nothin but smoke in the air which would make the zombies high and they will get hungry and since they are high their human finding senses will die out and they will eat each other
FUCK YES! o yea then i blow up the white house for kicks
Thinking of this is going to be hard.
Since I live in California, there aren't many guns here. I'd probably drive to Texas, pick up some guns, and head out.
Fuck everyone. If there are survivors, sure, but I'm not going to be looking for specific people. Chances are they're already a zombie.
The hardest part is going to be finding a remote location. It has nothing to do with being away from the zombies, it's the bugs. How do you think the virus is spread? Mosquitoes, of course. Or any other bug that could have picked it up. It's not a human-only thing.
Damn this is hard.
For shelter, I'd find some. I wouldn't build it, since building takes way too much time. If I find one person, I'll have them help me protect the building. If I find a lot of people, I'll assign each one a task (finding guns/people/food etc...)
Calling for help is probably hopeless, but there's always a chance. I'll probably just have some smoke on the roof or something.
Yeah, that all sounds good.
Also @raphaterz, if you try to kill me I'll fuck you with a rake.
Since I live in California, there aren't many guns here. I'd probably drive to Texas, pick up some guns, and head out.
Fuck everyone. If there are survivors, sure, but I'm not going to be looking for specific people. Chances are they're already a zombie.
The hardest part is going to be finding a remote location. It has nothing to do with being away from the zombies, it's the bugs. How do you think the virus is spread? Mosquitoes, of course. Or any other bug that could have picked it up. It's not a human-only thing.
Damn this is hard.
For shelter, I'd find some. I wouldn't build it, since building takes way too much time. If I find one person, I'll have them help me protect the building. If I find a lot of people, I'll assign each one a task (finding guns/people/food etc...)
Calling for help is probably hopeless, but there's always a chance. I'll probably just have some smoke on the roof or something.
Yeah, that all sounds good.
Also @raphaterz, if you try to kill me I'll fuck you with a rake.
If there was a Zombie appocolypse I would Go to my chest and find my torches.I would place my torches around a nice sized area so the zombies don't spawn around me I would make a shovel and dig down into the ground to build a shelter during the day I would go and cut down trees and during the night I would mine further underground. I would use my phone and laptop to communicate with the outside world and see if any of my friends are alive if they are I will tunnel with them for a while then surface again to see what's happening. We would all surface and cut down some more trees and start building a fortified town. Once the town is up we will start looking for other survivors and then more out to a military base with the weapons etc gathered from there. We will then continue to mine downwards and dig out a very large shelter underground as a safe house
i dont own any bongs @raphaterz.
Grab a sledgehammer, kiss my girlfriend goodbye, and go out swinging, while shouting for dane cook to go die in a hole because the fucking bastard isn't funny.
Grab a sledgehammer, kiss my girlfriend goodbye, and go out swinging, while shouting for dane cook to go die in a hole because the fucking bastard isn't funny.
Well heres a simple and fast answer.
I would get the fuck out of that state.
I would get the fuck out of that state.
@Zen i changed it to lighters
to easy bro. id survive.
first id grap my shotgun from under my bed and by ammo box out of my closet. id make sure everybody in the house was ok and get the other guns. 2 shotguns in hand by me and my bro. go to my dads truck and hit the road to ace. my dads truck already has the chainsaw in it along with the gas. as soon as we got into ace. id go to the back where we have all our palets and bored up the only 2 windows in the store! also there is food there so we could survive until the military comes. but anyways. id grap the chain saws and make sure they were all filled up with gas and oil. now its time for the fun. makeing weapons in the hardware store. my town only has 6.5k people so we would be able to hold off since ace also sells shotgun shells! the weapon making would be out of the gardening tools the hand tiller that has 3-5blade spikes that could easly be turned by a drill after rigging it.(we have thought about this shit at work before) above the door way is a platform where one could stand with this hand tiller and drill contraption to maul the faces off of any zombies that decided to enter. did i forget to mention that there is a garbage truck behind the store? after being bored of the mass slaughter of zombies we'd jump in that bitch and hit the road. nothing gunna stop the monster. we'd head out into the country and hit up my uncles farm with lots of guns. after killing all the zombies in the are. we would wait 2 days to regain our stamina and eat. then back into town to go to ace. clear ace out again and continue the killing. now for the best tool id like to use. the Stihl backpack blower.http://www.stihlusa.com/blowers/BR550.html the one we have at the store can hold liqueds to be dispersed. well we got pretty much an unlimited supply of gas there so why not fill the baby up and have a flamethrower. mission accomplished. (south dakota boys will always win)http://www.stihlusa.com/blowers/sprayers.html there is the sprayer i was talking about. and during this time id make sure @quevreauxx is safe.
first id grap my shotgun from under my bed and by ammo box out of my closet. id make sure everybody in the house was ok and get the other guns. 2 shotguns in hand by me and my bro. go to my dads truck and hit the road to ace. my dads truck already has the chainsaw in it along with the gas. as soon as we got into ace. id go to the back where we have all our palets and bored up the only 2 windows in the store! also there is food there so we could survive until the military comes. but anyways. id grap the chain saws and make sure they were all filled up with gas and oil. now its time for the fun. makeing weapons in the hardware store. my town only has 6.5k people so we would be able to hold off since ace also sells shotgun shells! the weapon making would be out of the gardening tools the hand tiller that has 3-5blade spikes that could easly be turned by a drill after rigging it.(we have thought about this shit at work before) above the door way is a platform where one could stand with this hand tiller and drill contraption to maul the faces off of any zombies that decided to enter. did i forget to mention that there is a garbage truck behind the store? after being bored of the mass slaughter of zombies we'd jump in that bitch and hit the road. nothing gunna stop the monster. we'd head out into the country and hit up my uncles farm with lots of guns. after killing all the zombies in the are. we would wait 2 days to regain our stamina and eat. then back into town to go to ace. clear ace out again and continue the killing. now for the best tool id like to use. the Stihl backpack blower.http://www.stihlusa.com/blowers/BR550.html the one we have at the store can hold liqueds to be dispersed. well we got pretty much an unlimited supply of gas there so why not fill the baby up and have a flamethrower. mission accomplished. (south dakota boys will always win)http://www.stihlusa.com/blowers/sprayers.html there is the sprayer i was talking about. and during this time id make sure @quevreauxx is safe.
First,
I would go run to my house take my bed apart then go break all my windows and get some nails out of my handy tool box and then baracade my windows. i wont let any family in because i want to survive longer and keep more food. Then i would call the Russian Gov. Ask for vodka and in this moment they would hang up.Then in a couple days after the majority is in there home i would go get on my roof and take a sh*# on my hands and try to throw it at a zombie. The zombie will get my attention and start trying to break in. then when others see him they will join him trying to break in my house and still with sh*# on my hands i will slide down my angle shaped house with style as the zombies are distracted i will run to my school. But wait, I remember that i still have sh*# on my hands so i wipe it on my pants,then i start running with some zombies following. then when i get to my school i will jump the gate and hopefully there isn't anyone at the school. I would go to the lunch room looking for frozen pizza when i relise the powers off...so i go to the gas powered generator in the back of the auditorium cause i don't know any other way to turn on those Coin slot lights.I turn it on and go back to the lunch room i find my self some Scrumchulishus chicken nuggets because there was no pizza. I feel so sad for the chickens and the fact i still had a little sh*# on my hands that i would go to the roof of room 224 and jump off. KILLING MYSELF. The end
I would go run to my house take my bed apart then go break all my windows and get some nails out of my handy tool box and then baracade my windows. i wont let any family in because i want to survive longer and keep more food. Then i would call the Russian Gov. Ask for vodka and in this moment they would hang up.Then in a couple days after the majority is in there home i would go get on my roof and take a sh*# on my hands and try to throw it at a zombie. The zombie will get my attention and start trying to break in. then when others see him they will join him trying to break in my house and still with sh*# on my hands i will slide down my angle shaped house with style as the zombies are distracted i will run to my school. But wait, I remember that i still have sh*# on my hands so i wipe it on my pants,then i start running with some zombies following. then when i get to my school i will jump the gate and hopefully there isn't anyone at the school. I would go to the lunch room looking for frozen pizza when i relise the powers off...so i go to the gas powered generator in the back of the auditorium cause i don't know any other way to turn on those Coin slot lights.I turn it on and go back to the lunch room i find my self some Scrumchulishus chicken nuggets because there was no pizza. I feel so sad for the chickens and the fact i still had a little sh*# on my hands that i would go to the roof of room 224 and jump off. KILLING MYSELF. The end
Kill everyone accusing them of being a zombie
Raid the liquor stores get drunk
Get the zombies drunk
Blow shit up
Raid the liquor stores get drunk
Get the zombies drunk
Blow shit up
Eat brains, because I would probably be a zombie.
I Would Go Next Door Get Break Open The Safe take all the guns go to a gun store get some more guns since most of them will be alive because well they work in a gun store then i would go around North America Hunting down all those fking zombies create an army of humans create a serum that cancels out all effects of the disease and we will create an empire that no creature has seen before eventually we would go to europe and asia and triple our empire train everyone in most Martial Arts and they will pick a Specific one to master give them desert eagles for everyone and i would have a ak-47 and a survival knife wherever i go and i would put all the zombies in a concentration camp and Drop THE A BOMB and thing will go back to the way it was.
everybody is just leaving there town and going out of state. your all gunna die.
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