No but seriously, dave should add a sperate section for Clever bot xD
Are you a male or a female? Female. Are you sure, have you checked if you have a dick? Yes. Want to suck my dick? Sure. Can I suck your dick? Sure. Can I bring mine? See, you do have a dick. Don't. If you don't have a dick then why would you say I can suck your dick? Um... Will you marry me? Why would i marry a hermaphrodite? Please? I love you! I need you!
Do you like candy? Yes I like candy. Do you want some? H-Have some what? Candy. Not candy. If you want some candy all you have to do is get in my van. *want some*. Then get in my van. What kind do you have? All kinds.
Suck my dick! Where is it? Right behind you. But I can't see you. Fine. Would you suck Jade's dick? Yes.
User: Suck my dick. Cleverbot: Dogs are cute. User: So you rather suck a dog's dick? Cleverbot: I know. User: How big is the dog's dick? Cleverbot: Big. Very big. User: So you know how to swallow well? Cleverbot: Yes I do.