I've been to prison. My cellmate (for a few months, anyway) was the biggest meanest blackest baldest motherfucker I've ever met. I don't know what he really did to be in there, but he was transferred out after (allegedly) killing another inmate by shoving his head in a metal toilet and stomping repeatedly on his neck. He had a Card Captor tattoo on his calf and could name every Pokemon that existed at the time.