New Minion Required.

We need 32 minions, and 32 minions only...

Please read this post carefully before posting.

Requirements:

* Must have at least -2000 posts. NO EXCEPTIONS
* Must be able to test all uploaded files, for any security risks and advertisements.
* Must be familiar with @hero life and be able to free @tristan
* Must have at least seen @tristan in the site.
* MUST speak Chinese well,

Application Format

1. Name: (yours as we can see your username)
2. Age:
3. Location:
4. Activity by hours: (be realistic, we will judge you by this.)
5. Are you staff/special member in any other website:
6. Why should you be chosen as minion: (Use some IQ for this answer please)

@Hero inb4u
@irony@your mom
@Toxin How to v
@reece
@hobo
@versa
Free @tristan please
@jacket Gib Pho please
@jigsaw
@shane
@swiftdude Teach me how to v
@Gab Comment ca-va?
@nirvana
@paladin
@Less Than Three

@everyone (cept Greed) Lub you all