how ?

how ?

I was wondering... because I'm 17 years old and I am shy with girls because I am scared of being rejected. I would like to know how to do the first contact with a girl ? o.o

Just grab the boobs as hard as you could.
Now if u want to take it slow.....just go ask people who have a life (which means not mpgh)

Originally Posted by Gerard Way

Just grab the boobs as hard as you could.
Now if u want to take it slow.....just go ask people who have a life (which means not mpgh)

ROFL .

in school, and you see a girl bent over (make sure you have a boner first)
run to her full speed (with your dick out)
rip off her pants(ies)
and start fucking (keep in mind class is still going)

theres 2 outcomes;
1; she turns around with a pair of tin snips and cuts your dick off, and eats it, then proceedes to sit down and continue what she was doing earlier.
2; she turns around with a slight grin and says; do it again

haha I will try it out dead, be sure of it.

Originally Posted by deadskulz

Now this is an option

What the fuck.

Say Herro then smile D:

This is not the place to ask.

Walk with your dick out of your pants, all the ladies will love you.

Originally Posted by Sir Ragealot

This is not the place to ask.

ikr just told him so

It's better to be rejected 10000000 times then to not try at all. Don't be a poosy, confidence is the sexiest thing in the world.

Originally Posted by Darkspirith

It's better to be rejected 10000000 times then to not try at all. Don't be a poosy, confidence is the sexiest thing in the world.

a poosy?
seriously?

Originally Posted by Darkspirith

It's better to be rejected 10000000 times then to not try at all. Don't be a poosy, confidence is the sexiest thing in the world.

not sure about that rejected part but okay.

Originally Posted by Gerard Way

a poosy?
seriously?

You must be new, a lot of ppl here say poosy instead of pussy.

and yes Pie it is a lot better, that way you are more confident to pursue a girl each time, but you would rather just sit back cry about the fact that you didn't even bother talking to her?

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