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Job: Build time machine
Deadline: Tonight
Background: Highly experienced in science
Pay: None

POST APPLICATIONS PLEASE.

Name: Ass Widener
Job: Widening asses
Description: I widen asses
Can do: widen asses.

Originally Posted by Elderfear

Name: Ass Widener
Job: Widening asses
Description: I widen asses
Can do: widen asses.

SORRY! LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WITH A BETTER BACKGROUND.

I play HON 24/7
I have cute baby pictures of me when I was younger.
My name is Klev-in <--Pronounced that way.
I smart and Asian.
Pick me pls.

I'll do it.

Name: Hole ripper.
Job: Ripping new ones.
Description: I rip new ones.
Can do: rip new ones.

Name: Donatello; shit stick
Can do: Work witha machines
Previous employment: TMNT under supervision of Master Splinter
Age: like I've been a teenager for about 30years now.
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2# try

Name: Bob
Job: Builder
Description: Im bob the builder.
Can do: Build stuff.

2#

Name: Postman Pat
Job: Post man.
Description: I deliver post.
Can do: delivering post.

My them tune:

Originally Posted by MellowHypeAlt

I play HON 24/7
I have cute baby pictures of me when I was younger.
My name is Klev-in <--Pronounced that way.
I smart and Asian.
Pick me pls.

Sorry, don't hire identity thieves!

Originally Posted by Toxin

I'll do it.

Do not trust blacks. kthx.

Originally Posted by Cynic

Name: Hole ripper.
Job: Ripping new ones.
Description: I rip new ones.
Can do: rip new ones.

If you can rip a hole in the space/time continuum, you're hired!

Originally Posted by Arhk

Name: Donatello
Can do: Work witha machines
Previous employment: TMNT under supervision of Master Splinter
Age: like I've been a teenager for about 30years now.
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Donatello Gets Screwed - YouTube

Don't feel you are mentally mature enough for this job. Sorry!

Originally Posted by Elderfear

2# try

Name: Bob
Job: Builder
Description: Im bob the builder.
Can do: Build stuff.

PERFECT! YOU'RE HIRED.

Bob the builder reporting for duty.

Originally Posted by KABLE

If you can rip a hole in the space/time continuum, you're hired!

.

I can rip new ones in everything. Also, I deliver post.

If it's not paying you're not "hiring" you're looking for volunteers.

Job: Eating kaka
Deadline: Never
Background: I eat kaka all day 24/7
Pay: I just require kaka to eat

Originally Posted by KABLE

Sorry, don't hire identity thieves!

Do not trust blacks. kthx.

If you can rip a hole in the space/time continuum, you're hired!

Don't feel you are mentally mature enough for this job. Sorry!

PERFECT! YOU'RE HIRED.

I u tho??????

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