I need help, quick!

I was talking to a guy, messing up with him, then he gave me the answer, I couldn´t answer that, i was like (owned)
He said: I Know why you don´t like me, because I am not the man you´re looking for, haha with that, you shouldn´t leave home tomorrow :b
i need a answer to fight back plzzz :P

jus say "fuck u" and thn woyla

Just say: Yo son gEt 0utof my BARN house, so GTFOOO

this is easy just tell "Fu(k U 3 times a day LOL

Yeah say fuck your mom.

just say "i love you" to him :P ... and that'll scare him. jk LOL