anybody know a hack that has...

anyone know a hack out there that has:
forcefeild (hits people in 4 blocks of you)
fly (very simple)
jesus (walk on water)
speed miner (also called speedy gonzolas)
smokescreen (makes alot of lag by throwing sticks and stuff)
nuker (basicly once you turn it off all the blocks you broke instantly break at once.
nametags (larger nametags in some random colour)
and maybe a speed hack?
also there is a hack i have seen that destroys everything in a 10x10 hole
and if i could get that i would be a happy panda
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Well griefcraft 1.6 has forcefield, fly, speed, miner and nuker etc. The ony things it doesnt have outta that last is jesus and smokescreen D:

Sigma client is the best for me so far,
I made a thread earlier, just waiting for
and approval.

I have yet to see "smokescreen (makes alot of lag by throwing sticks and stuff)" in a client.
The amount of items needed to the lag the server out would necessarily work by it auto-throwing from you inventory.

Or griefcraft or nukecraft?

I have GriefCraft and NukeCraft on my website(lastest versions) and neither of them include a "smokescreen" type hack. Although they have variants of the others you listed.