fuck...

fuck i need to study for my exams now what?
anyone got ideas how to memorize stuff?

Put it on audio playback device.
Listen in sleep.
Know everything.

Read..and then read again.If still can't..read again.repeat until u memorize it.

Read and stroke your penis simultaneously, it stimulates the hippocampus. The hc is responsible for memory.

Originally Posted by Azathᴏth

Read and stroke your penis simultaneously, it stimulates the hippocampus. The hc is responsible for memory.

No wonder I do so well on tests!

Eat the book

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So far the best suggestion here, and you will completely forget of everything when you go to bathroom.

go over all the material again

Hire a hypnotist. Have him read everything to you.

Originally Posted by Jigsaw

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So far the best suggestion here, and you will completely forget of everything when you go to bathroom.

I beg to differ, stroking your penis is always a viable option.

Originally Posted by Jigsaw

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So far the best suggestion here, and you will completely forget of everything when you go to bathroom.

Don't use it.

EVAR

Keep repeating it over and over in your head, then look at the paper and cover up the side that has the answers to your questions, read the question and until you get the answer correct keep studying!

Do it at night and than once more in the morning