a mans logic
Dave84311 logic
DAVE84311 had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months,
yet i had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for me to come nearer.
As I sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When I lost my the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what, Sam?'
'What Dave?' I gently asked, smiling as my heart began to fill with warmth.
" I am beginning to think you are bad luck"
yet i had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, when he came to, he motioned for me to come nearer.
As I sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, 'You know what?
You have been with me all through the bad times.
When I got fired, you were there to support me.
When my business failed, you were there.
When I got shot, you were by my side.
When I lost my the house, you stayed right here.
When my health started failing, you were still by my side.
You know what, Sam?'
'What Dave?' I gently asked, smiling as my heart began to fill with warmth.
" I am beginning to think you are bad luck"
This is both funny, and stupid. 
. Not funny,
