combat arms story

ok i want this to be a story of a person in the army.i want the first person here 2 make it. i want 2 keep it alive and creative and not to long or short. and maybe u can make a chapter called cold seed things from the game ok. dont make it end plzz like he got shot thread over.

Chapter 1

One day, Colonel Sanders was walking around the base on patrol. When all of a sudden a sniper popped out from over the hill and he was like "BOOM HEADSHOT!!!!!1!'. Then Colonel sanders died, yelling "damn chammer...."
teh end

Uh.... I don't quite get this...

I think the idea is to write a... CA Fan Fiction...?

This is messed up, I don't get it.

ill try... An aspiring young man enlists in the Army by force, and is picked to fight in 'Nam. He is crawling through a rice paddy with 49 other men, when they are ambushed from 3 sides. Every one of his friends die, while he survives. He wishes he could stop the sun from coming up, because he didnt want to end up like his friends. So he had to use his friend's body to hide under to escape. Now he seeks revenge on vietnam... Team Bravo is Viet Kongs!!! idk..

whats the point...
CA has no plot, that you are given, no storyline, and like no characters...
the mercs dont really count...
and its just plain stupid

sa, isnt that what happened in "saving private ryan" lolz. i might be wrong. Anyhow fan fiction is amazingly gay.