When he opened the door a willingly decorated the wall behind me with my brain matter.
I think my brain just ate part of my brain.
Brainception.
holy shit this is the best thing I've ever seen in the history of forever
His beard caged his beard.
I don't even know how to express how bad my brain just shit itself and how big my orgasm was.
Congratulations you have won the Universe.
Smart guy, bitches love beards.
Still not as cool as ZZ Top.
He opened the beard door, and the door to my mind opened, and so I write to you from across space and time, for this video has made me transcend above mortal thought.