-_-Here's an easy one.
Step 1. Take the picture of the pimp off your avatar because it looks insanely retarded.
Step 2. Go to a website like enhanced aim.
Step 3. Waste your money on one of those things.
Step 4. You're done!
PS: Don't ever ask for "item hacks and stuff" unless you know the fucking manager of valve, then he can give it to you. This is only an aimbot, and that is the only thing you will ever get. The end.