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Originally Posted by Paul
why are you telling me this now, mommy?
You were adopted c:
Originally Posted by Atrox
You were adopted c:
this explains why i'm actually pretty
Originally Posted by Paul
this explains why i'm actually pretty
Yeah, because sadly, I am your real father.
I left you since I was running low on money and your mother left us for a trucker with a neck beard.
So I, with no money, broken down emotionally put you up for adoption. Soon after your current, adoptive mother grabbed you and never let you go.
I'm happy for you son
Originally Posted by Atrox
Yeah, because sadly, I am your real father.
I left you since I was running low on money and your mother left us for a trucker with a neck beard.
So I, with no money, broken down emotionally put you up for adoption. Soon after your current, adoptive mother grabbed you and never let you go.
I'm happy for you son