Con Artists

My grandmother is so retarded. She was walking around and some random lady tapped her on the shoulder and they talked. After a long talk, she asked my grandmother for all her money in exchange for these golden "magical" bags. My grandmother, being the retard she is, went home and took $170,000 and tried to withdraw all her money from the bank too, but instead of her bank book thing, she took her passport (thank god...). Then she went to the park with all this money and gave it to the random woman. The women gives her these "magical" bags and tells my grandmother "Don't open these bags for 3 days and stay in your home for 1 week". My grandmother listens, goes home and falls asleep, when she wakes up, she decides to open the bags and in these golden bags were 2 water bottles and a newspaper... and now shes having suicide thoughts thinking life insurance will give us money.

TL;DR?

Summary: My grandmother gave someone $170,000 for 2 water bottles and a newspaper, and now thinks dying will make it up due to life insurance.

FML