Security Sorcery
Security Sorcery
I swear the security guard at my school is a goddam wizard.
Every time a ball or a frisbee comes out of my hand or my friend's hand, he pops out and gives us shit for it.
Just yesterday I was attempting to use a water bottle as a football and I looked all around me and moved to a corner of the school. Then I was challenged to lob it as far as i could.
I threw it close to about 100 meter (half filled with water so didnt go that far, and this is based on my knowledge of how long a 25 meter pool is).
As soon as the bottle left my hand he drove his golf cart right to the would-be landing point and just stopped there until the bottle landed and when it did he looked at me and I was issued a saturday school
He never goes to the corner of the school. ever.
What is this sorcery?
Every time a ball or a frisbee comes out of my hand or my friend's hand, he pops out and gives us shit for it.
Just yesterday I was attempting to use a water bottle as a football and I looked all around me and moved to a corner of the school. Then I was challenged to lob it as far as i could.
I threw it close to about 100 meter (half filled with water so didnt go that far, and this is based on my knowledge of how long a 25 meter pool is).
As soon as the bottle left my hand he drove his golf cart right to the would-be landing point and just stopped there until the bottle landed and when it did he looked at me and I was issued a saturday school
He never goes to the corner of the school. ever.
What is this sorcery?
Originally Posted by Drtro
