Maplestory Private server v83 Code help

Hi guys i just joined a new private server v83 and they need a coder so i decided i will learn how to code. can any of you guys teach me how to code/ fix errors please? pleas help me through skype and teamviewer and i will give you 10 or 20 dollars of karma koin or something else and the money will vary of how well you teach me. For coding, if you can teach me how to code errors, and do all those mumbo jumbos and help me do this right, i will give at full 40 dollars. please help me

Got MSN? Add me, cookiemsv83@live.com expecting paypal cash. o-o
I will teach you everything I know and help you out.

Don't bother, you're not going to learn it by watching someone fix your shit for you. You're better off buying a book if you seriously want to get into programming.