Procrastination.
I've got a Ph.D. in this shit.
Your qualifications?
Your qualifications?
Procrastination.
I procrastinated so much I got kept back a grade.
Looks like I'm not going to graduate this june...
I wait until the electric company sends a 3 day disconnect notice, then I pay it 
.
.I'm still alive.
I still haven't done Mrs. Ackworth's English term paper from primary school. 
I'm a post-doc teacher in Procrastination.
Good thing i dont qualify at all.
