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Home › Forum › Main › General › I'm fucked.

I'm fucked.

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Jacket
Jacket
Take responsibility you twat.
#16 · 14y ago
.REZ
.REZ
Quote Originally Posted by Chuck Norris View Post
Proof pl0x..

But why doesn't your girlfriend take contraception pills? Mine does, makes you feel better, seriously..
Can't get em, I'm just hoping this is a huge ass false alarm. We aren't going to abort so if she's pregnant then we're going to keep it.
#17 · 14y ago
NeverHere
NeverHere
Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
I think I knocked up my girlfriend. She's 18 and I'm 16. She gets nausea in the morning, her breasts feel swollen, she gets light headed and she missed her period.
EDIT: And she's been having mood swings.
This is older than the internet but it still holds some value, [IMG]http://cache.ohinterne*****m/images/5/5b/Falcon_punch.jpg[/IMG] There was a gif somewhere but oh well...
#18 · 14y ago
Mr.Seyeko
Mr.Seyeko
I call BS
this kids lied in the passed. hard to trust.
#19 · 14y ago
Drake
Drake
Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post


Can't get em, I'm just hoping this is a huge ass false alarm. We aren't going to abort so if she's pregnant then we're going to keep it.

If it's true than your life is over .


GAME OVER
#20 · 14y ago
.REZ
.REZ
Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
I call BS
this kids lied in the passed. hard to trust.
Lied when? Im not sure how to prove this
#21 · 14y ago
Paladin
Paladin
#22 · 14y ago
.REZ
.REZ
Going to wait two weeks so we can take a pregnancy test, hopefully its negative.
#23 · 14y ago
Mr.Seyeko
Mr.Seyeko
Oh no my Girlfriend is pregnant! what do i do? i know! BETTER ASK MPGH FOR ADVICE...
#24 · 14y ago
[SMA] Paradise`
[SMA] Paradise`
Lmao your going to be a daddy! Take her to the doctor?
#25 · 14y ago
.REZ
.REZ
Quote Originally Posted by iTzSeyeko View Post
Oh no my Girlfriend is pregnant! what do i do? i know! BETTER ASK MPGH FOR ADVICE...
Where the fuck did I ask for advice? I'm freaking the fuck out and I just need people to talk to that can't directly interact with me. Fuck off kid.
#26 · 14y ago
Mr.Seyeko
Mr.Seyeko
Support her with your other lies


Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
I'm 16 and currently have over $20,000 in my bank account
#27 · 14y ago
StayTrue
StayTrue
Quote Originally Posted by .REZ View Post
Going to wait two weeks so we can take a pregnancy test, hopefully its negative.
But more than likely it wont come out in your favor.
#28 · 14y ago
Bernard.
Bernard
Sounds like shes pregnant, good luck Rez hope u can support ur child...
#29 · 14y ago
InCognito
InCognito
Run, RUN FUCKING FAR AWAY
#30 · 14y ago
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