This burns

When you fap and only have this to clean it up

With eucalyptus.....
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH WHYYYYYY?

The pain...

Just hop in the shower.

Baaah but then i'll wake everyone up.

Originally Posted by Xipher

Baaah but then i'll wake everyone up.

Do it like a silent ninja, like i do.

Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

Get a girlfriend.

Just wash it with a wet towel. Know the feeling, same with some shampoo i had....

Get a girlfriend? But that means i'll have to bother to care for someone and talk to people.
Not something i can do.

Originally Posted by Time

Do it like a silent ninja, like i do.

I'm no ninja, the stairs creak like shit. I can't even walk down them without making a huge noise.
And no i'm not fat, the stairs are broken.

Originally Posted by Time

Do it like a silent ninja, like i do.

aaaa sure .

Get a girlfriend.

Just wash it with a wet towel. Know the feeling, same with some shampoo i had....

Get some toilet paper or something. Or don't be a sad fucker and get yourself a girlfriend.

You have to do a lot, but you also get a lot in return

Originally Posted by Chuck Norris

You have to do a lot, but you also get a lot in return

But i'm just average.
There's nothing about me that anyone would want to care about.

And even if there was, my personality is too dull to even talk to girls.
@arunforce, No.