Post Your Jokes!!!!
Post Your Funniest Jokes. Post The Most "LOL" stuff You can find. Funniest one gets a prize imma find people to help judge. Contest Ends On 500 posts.
your mom is so fat, i had to roll her over twice to get her on her back....................
lol, isnt that lame as fuck?
Lol OK ok How about:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn’t seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.
The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm, soothing voice, says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.”
There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guy’s voice comes back on the line. He says: “Okay, now what?”