Lol Last Onion News for today but lol look at this they're hilarious
lmao monkey stabing reminds me of the simpson multiple stabs to the back
This is a breathtaking discovery! The government should pump more money into other research that seeks to find out more about the mysterious effects of stab wounds.
that was funny :P
I've got to subscribe to Onion's channel ASAP
PETA must hate the onion
peta hates all animal haters they even hate us the people tha eat meat
PETA is just a stupid corporation full of actors that are hypocrites that were all molested as a child