Fat People = OWNED

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Fat People = OWNED
Last line in my essay I am writing and turning in tommorrow (About Fat People):

A normal size person in standards around the world is called skinny because the “whale” has taken over America.
i ownder what the teacher will say


"Hmm. Dave, i owuld like to enquire about the last part of this essay you wrote"

"Yes?"

"You Said Whales overtook America."

"yea so?"

" WHALES DONT WALK ON LEGS YOU FUCKING JEW RETARDED BITCH"

*whips out phone*

*calls endrit*

.............................................


later that night.....

(news report) * in an amazing event today, some random person has commited a drive by shooting at a school agains a teacher, then fled, yelling I HAS A BUCKET before fleeing into the ocean.
standoff why dont u make a comic about what u just wrote
meh, you will get to knw that i am an extremely lazy fuck if you look at my posts >_>

but i have os much shit like that running around in my head right now O.0

like in a simpsons episode, where basrt gets an older-brother assigned father, and he takes him to the aquariam where he runs into homer, and then homer is teasing a dolphin with a hotdog. he jerks the hotdog away at the last second and does this werid laugh, where his eyes nudge to the side of his face, i imageine endrit doing that whilst he shoots the teacher in the head and then waddles down the street in true walrus form, with that kind of googly eyed laugh going on that homer had




so much thinking, not enough talking. IM GONNA EXPLODE IN A FURY OF NINJA TURTLE MAYHEM
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