Originally Posted by gnasher65
ENGRISH GURD?
Well, to get a bypass, First you must murder a virgin goat, then while it is still warm, decorate your penis with its intestines.. When you ejaculate, (listen carefully) you must drink you own semen, while chanting , HULAMINGAH(if you don't know what this is, google crash bandicoot) when you reach level 3 of "hulamingah" , you will be invincible to Battleye.
Make sure that the goat is a virgin, this step is key.
Well, to get a bypass, First you must murder a virgin goat, then while it is still warm, decorate your penis with its intestines.. When you ejaculate, (listen carefully) you must drink you own semen, while chanting , HULAMINGAH(if you don't know what this is, google crash bandicoot) when you reach level 3 of "hulamingah" , you will be invincible to Battleye.
Make sure that the goat is a virgin, this step is key.
