ways to commit suicide

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get an epic boner
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Sleep deprivation.
Always gotta be smart arun.
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Wait for Dave to release new hacks.
Dying of old age isn't suicide.
No, but the joke was "You won't ever get them" thus waiting for them will be suicide.
Way to fail.

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CHOPPING UR PENIS OFF AND LET IT BLEED
This brings back bad memories of BME Olympics..
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BME Pain Olympics is utter shit.
Pain Olympics was disgusting. I could only watch like 2 min of it.
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Pain Olympics was disgusting. I could only watch like 2 min of it.
I've seen it all, but only like 2 or 3 times.
Uh, try killing people first before killing yourself.

- ******s pff...
i agree it was disgusting
that guy was fucking insane
yeah, he gets fame but at what price lol?
agreed.....
Quote Originally Posted by Juan View Post
you can park your car turned on in your garage, light a cigarette, bai bai

you can get a needle with air in it, stick it in your arm, and inject, bai bai

put a water hose in your mouth, turn it on full blast, bai bai

put an axe up to your head, chop it, bai bai

put a slug in your mug, drink it, bai bai

overdose on a drug, bai bai

wet your hair stick a knife in the wall plug, bai bai

go hang yourself on a barbed wire, bai bai

run to the zoo, lock yourself in a lions den, bai bai

dip a cigarette in cyanide and smoke it, bai bai

go home, sit in your tub, and slit your wrists, bai bai


anymore ways?
um...you can put your car in your garage and turn it on

carbon monoxide=bai bai

you can call your dad and older brother a ****** and then ur mom a lesbo= bai bai

walk into a drunk redneck's fight with his wife=bai bai

i got alot of these
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