Free CD Key?

Sadly enough, i was bought Arma 2 today for my birthday, and i saw someone teleport everyone to the center of the map and killed us all, So i thought it would be a smart idea to attempt to get hacks, I was DEAD WRONG. I followed the instructions and i was instantly globally banned. Ever since 11:30 i've been trying to get keys... Will you please be kind enough to give me a key for Arma 2? Skype: Z0mgrawr

oh and whilst your at it let me have your steam account