LandOverBaptist.net - My new favorite troll site
My fucking god... I've been exposed to a lot of crap on the internet, but this one takes the cake.
Arguewitheveryone.com doesn't even come close with the amount of bull shit on this site. It's filled with rednecks and hillbillies. I think Dave would fit in perfectly.
Some funny threads:
Christians trying to force a woman to marry her rapist: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?? - The Landover Baptist Church Forumsⓘ
Christian pissed because his wife replaced him for a shower head:
Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - The Landover Baptist Church Forumsⓘ
Christian telling others to not marry Japanese women (Funny & true article):
Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off! - The Landover Baptist Church Forumsⓘ
Christian claiming having an erection in public is illegal:
Look out for Erections! and report them to the police! - The Landover Baptist Church Forumsⓘ
Christian wants to know at what age he should stop spanking his daughters. Funny thing is, he seems to get some sexual arousal in doing so and the other members also take part in the sexual stimulation:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18029ⓘ
Quote from one of the threads:
"If Jesus had had kids I suppose he would have used a wooden paddle or a switch or maybe palm boughs. Being a carpenter I bet he had strong hands and arms. Jesus would have spanked extra hard. DO you think I should be spanked the ways Jesus would have spanked his kids, if he had had kids?"
Hmm, obviously a closet fag...
Another quote:
"Through Jesus, all things are possible. But first we'd like to hear the details of the papist horrors unleashed on your nubile young body. Did they defile you with a crucifix? Get you drunk on the cheap dago wine they pass off as Christ's actual blood? How many mary worshiping pervert "fathers" used you as their party ewe? Please don't spare us the details."
How the fuck would the details of how a guy got sodomized have anything to do with getting "saved" from god? This pastor is obviously another closet fag.
Arguewitheveryone.com doesn't even come close with the amount of bull shit on this site. It's filled with rednecks and hillbillies. I think Dave would fit in perfectly.
Some funny threads:
Christians trying to force a woman to marry her rapist: What can you do if your daughter refuses to marry her rapist?? - The Landover Baptist Church Forumsⓘ
Christian pissed because his wife replaced him for a shower head:
Are showers the women's ride to Satan's arms? - The Landover Baptist Church Forumsⓘ
Christian telling others to not marry Japanese women (Funny & true article):
Don't Marry a Jap! She'll Bite Your Tallywacker Off! - The Landover Baptist Church Forumsⓘ
Christian claiming having an erection in public is illegal:
Look out for Erections! and report them to the police! - The Landover Baptist Church Forumsⓘ
Christian wants to know at what age he should stop spanking his daughters. Funny thing is, he seems to get some sexual arousal in doing so and the other members also take part in the sexual stimulation:
http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=18029ⓘ
Quote from one of the threads:
"If Jesus had had kids I suppose he would have used a wooden paddle or a switch or maybe palm boughs. Being a carpenter I bet he had strong hands and arms. Jesus would have spanked extra hard. DO you think I should be spanked the ways Jesus would have spanked his kids, if he had had kids?"
Hmm, obviously a closet fag...
Another quote:
"Through Jesus, all things are possible. But first we'd like to hear the details of the papist horrors unleashed on your nubile young body. Did they defile you with a crucifix? Get you drunk on the cheap dago wine they pass off as Christ's actual blood? How many mary worshiping pervert "fathers" used you as their party ewe? Please don't spare us the details."
How the fuck would the details of how a guy got sodomized have anything to do with getting "saved" from god? This pastor is obviously another closet fag.
