Make me laugh get a key ;)

Seen so many people do this so why the hell not
Anyway rules are simple just make me laugh and ill just pm you the key.

SOO Happy Key Games and may the odds ever be in your favor.
favor?... is that how you spell it.. damnit

Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get fucked by the farmer.


thank you, thank you.

Let the bad pun's Start


Anywho

A baby seal walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The baby seal says, "Anything but Canadian Club"


And this isn't for the funny thing but i Want too start some bad puns ~.~

SO two guys walk into a bar and the other ducks

Why does the Easter Bunny hide all his eggs? Because he doesn’t want anyone to know he’s screwing a chicken.

One day a really loud and obnoxious kid walked onto a bus and sat directly behind the bus driver and began to yell
IF MY MOM WAS A CAT AND MY DAD WAS A CAT I WOULD BE A KITTEN!
IF MY MOM WAS A DOG AND MY DAD WAS A DOG I WOULD BE A PUPPY!
IF MY MOM WAS A HEN AND MY DAD WAS A ROOSTER I WOULD BE A CHICK!
the bus driver yelled WHAT IF YOUR DAD WAS GAY AND YOUR MOM WAS A PROSTITUTE WHAT WOULD YOU BE?!
the kid yelled A BUS DRIVER!!!

Woman's rights.


Oh Jesus this one gets me every time!!

This'll make you laugh. It'll make you laugh real hard: http://www.bestgore.com

What did the kid who had no arms or legs get for christmas?...... Cancer,

If John has 10 cakes, 3 pies and 12 candy bars, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Im all you need, Baby.

My father is an old, fat, grumpy marine vietnam veteran. He is 65 years old and just sits in his room all day. He is a respectful person but hates the comedy and immaturity of our generation. The viral youtube videos, video games, "swag", etc. He just hates it.

But, today...it was surreal. I was sitting down watching TV and I hear, from across the house, "EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLINGGGG" ....then, some seconds later..."EVERYDAY IM SHUFFLIIINGGGG"....it was my father. listening to party rock anthem.

Usually all I hear is "god damn right, that's my tree!"

Meanwhile at valve....

So this sloth sucked my dick yesterday on a beace. I was all like "sloth what are you doing?" and he was all like "..." because you know he was a sloth. He smiled and so I came into his mouth because thats what he wanted.